May 2013
throwitintheflames:
mischeviousmeghan:
thebetamale:
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
rneerkat:
spamanos:
rneerkat:
what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
youronlinegirlfriend:
my selfies bring all the boys to the yard & they’re like
you better stay indoors
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
gif:
i love u i hate u touch me dont look at me
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
homosassy:
its frickin summer i cant believe this
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
aflockofseagulls:
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
Watchsupershawarmalock:
kiranwearsscienceblues:
toomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is...
saddeer:
if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
alegbra:
alegbra:
i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around
none of my popular text posts even involve puns
actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their...
blackromney:
blackromney:
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
shavingryansprivates:
fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
