Hey I'm Bernard (Bud) -18-
Mine is but a simple humor blog, and I love tennis, anime, cute things, and my beautiful girlfriend c: This blog is dedicated to those who love to laugh~ I'm a fan of many things, so if you enjoy a variety of posts on your dash, feel free to follow~
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ventus-went-us:

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

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(Source: frappuccinoqueen)

basedmadoka:

markalantrimeloni:

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

God, I hope she shaved.  I don’t like my legs or my eggs hairy.

is this nash grier

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

surprisebitch:

incision:

hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.

that’s just not convenient for anybody
how are you gonna put that in your pocket

surprisebitch:

incision:

hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.

that’s just not convenient for anybody

how are you gonna put that in your pocket

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: officiallypikachu)

I still remember what my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.

He said, “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”